homer simpson

fat, lazy, bald, and stupid... yet oh so entertaining

homer simpson is my hero

by redrumredrum May 16, 2003

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

homer simpson

The fat stupid cop from the show Police Cops.

"Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's!" - Homer Simpson

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

Homer Simpson

World's greatest American stereotype!

d'oh!

by Ricky June 20, 2003

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004