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hometown lucky

When someone returns home from college and hooks up with an old friend simply because they haven't seen each other in a long time...and they're horny.

The hometown lucky is the person who is contacted.
So I got home from college last night and needed some action. I texted my usual girl and that night she became my hometown lucky.
by jlen03 January 26, 2012
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hometown girl

A female with significant shared history. Can be trusted and hang around to feel 'at home' with.

In between the girlfriend and 'fuckbuddy' status.
"You'll never be my hometown girl
There's nothing like her in this world
I'm tired of the get around girls
Ain't nothing like my hometown girl"

- "Hometown Girl" by Zhu
by Ringa Linga May 31, 2017
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joe the homeowner

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job
my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job
by littlejimmie March 11, 2019
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Hometown

A referee that never calls fair calls; Often used in chant “Hometown ref”; The 4th most powerful being of all-time
That is a hometown call!
by Tell um April 2, 2019
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homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 4, 2004
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Homecoming Whore

When someone (normally a girl) is usually a goody goody inside and outside school, but when they go to the Homecoming dance, they magically transform into a whore who wants to grind with everyone. Then turn back to normal the next school day.
Wow, I never that Lauren who is an A+ student could grind like that. What a Homecoming whore
by OptimusPrime94 December 14, 2009
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Stanley Homecoming

An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010
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