holyshitfuckmonkey

a term used in alarm when something is about to hit you/has already hit you in surprise.

Alemo: *hits tennis ball at spazz*
Spazz: *barely misses getting hit* Holyshitfuckmonkey! what was that for?

by SpazzEternal May 3, 2009

holyshet

1)expression used to say that something is to long or to difficult. Also used to stop the history teacher from giving class.

History teacher-Today we will be discussing the American civil war...
Student-Holyshet!
Class-hahahahahahhaha
History teacher-...~throws marker on the floor and heads to desk~.

by joemanpr May 14, 2009

Holyshit

In the beginning of time, there was one beginning shit. This shit was Holy shit, shit by none other than Michael Trumph himself.

This shit is holy shit, shit from the very ass of a god.

Dude, look at that pile of holyshit!

by Ryan foland October 18, 2008

holyshitfast

The act of driving so fast that it causes the passenger sitting shotgun to subsequently lose all control of their bowels and/or jam their right foot into the floorboard as they instinctively mash the invisible passenger brake pedal

My friend's new car is so holyshitfast that he needed to get the passenger seat reupholstered after he took Dave for a ride

by afspeed6 August 9, 2008

holyshitmanfuck

When a person gets high and surfs the internet making up words to put in the magical electric computer, waiting for Cheech and Chong to download, while smoking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Rock on UPS.

I am so stoned, I am gonna holyshitmanfuck!!!!!

by ninjatello December 6, 2010

Holyshitty Fingers

When taking a wet shit during the wiping of your fingers break though the toliet paper and goes in your ass making your say holy shit!

After a night of drinkin cheap (Holyshitty fingers are more common)

by The guy your mother warn u abo December 13, 2010

holyshitchalant

Miles.
Nonchalant but worse.

Miles miles miles miles miles..... (Mérföldek)
holyshitchalant miles.

by hbxnce October 21, 2024