holy trinity

For all of the people who have the rbong idea somehow, the holy trinity is God the Father, Jesus, the Son, and The Holy Spirit. All of these are the same person, and yet not at the same time, the divine and beautiful mystery of the Catholic and other churches. Yet today other people are profaning its name by naming other people after them, which really sucks.
by the Real Catholic October 18, 2003
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The 3 greatest female rock singers of all time!
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three girls performing sexual acts of rape on three random guys at three in the morning after snorting three lines and doing three shots. each.
"We totally holy trinity-ed thomas last night."

Tessa-"You up for some holy trinity on saturday?"

Cassie and Becca-"Everyyyyy Saturday"
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whoever wrote this is such a faggot and has never seen a black person up close
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congregation of blacks in one building, so they can "act a muck"

wow, that wutang concert is mad holy trinity
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Wallet, keys, phone—‘nuff said.
You going out? Make sure you check for the Holy Trinity before you dip!
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The Holy Trinity

Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.

The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.

2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.

3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.

4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.

5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.

6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!

2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.

3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'

4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
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The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.

God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.

Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).

The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.

Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM

Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
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