Ned Holness

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.

I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.

by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007

Black Holes and Revelations

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia

i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!

by kailey_09 April 8, 2009

mah hoessss

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool

Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops

by mah hoessss February 24, 2018

Homessa

A ridiculous amount

A combination of the words: Whole, Mess and Of.

Person 1: That ho had a homessa crabs and std's on her.
Person 2: Really, that many?

by Twisted Iniquity January 20, 2009

Drilling Holes

Doing meaningless tasks in order to make yourself appear productive during the final portion of a task, often applied to school before the summer break. Taken from the film Superbad where the main character Evan drills holes during shop class to slack off in his last two weeks of high school.

Seth (in shop class): What are you doing?
Evan: Drilling holes, two weeks left, fuck it.

by moffia351 June 8, 2009

Holeass

The opposite of an asshole. Typically the good person in a good mood everyday and is perfect and just flat out amazing.

Your such a holeass. Congratulations!!!! Let alone that asshole in the back jacking off his slim jim with a blue small pickup truck.

by Gage2003A3 August 11, 2017

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011