horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

glass houses

A phrase used to remind someone that they are being hypocritical. It is supposed to remind the person of the saying "You should not throw stones in glass houses".

Jane (who is a little big herself):
"I see someone could benefit from a few more crunches and few less crunch bars."

Alison: "Glass houses Jane."

by JustMe23 June 30, 2009

horses collar

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result

Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar

by jules August 7, 2003

Hold Your Horses

Hold on; be patient.

Hold your horses, dear.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

houses of the holy

Houses of the Holy is an album released with Atlantic on March 23, 1973.
Along with the album Led Zeppelin also made it into a song.
Although they intended to put the song on the album, the band didn't think that it fit, so it ended up being put on their next album, Physical Graffiti.
Houses of the Holy has amazing songs, such as

The Song Remains The Same
The Rain Song
Over the Hills and Far Away(OTHAFA)
The Crunge
Dancing Days
D'yer Mak'er
No Quarter
The Ocean

Chris: I love that Houses of the Holy song
Brad: Do you know what album that song is off of?
Chris: Duh... Houses of the Holy you idiot.
Brad: *sigh* No it's on the album Physical Grafitti. Why don't you go listen to techo or something.

by Bradley Clarke May 13, 2007

horses and bayonets

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."

by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020