Hogwash

The bi-product of washing hogs in a large, generally 100L beaker. The hogs are washed in a mixture of water and small amounts of soap by the hogwasher, who uses a hogwashing mop to wash the hog. The hogwash is then dispensed through the hogwash dispenser attached to the beaker, and is then distributed.

Hogwash is a well known, natural cure for many rashes, and sickness's, often recomended by chinese herbalists. Hogwashing kits may be picked up from your local herbalist.
Sick man: "I've got this horrible rash all over my crotch doc!"
Chinese herbalist: "Just put some hogwash on it! Kits are $45."
Sick man: "Awsome, thanks doc!"
by Hogwashmaster August 23, 2010
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Hogwash

The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.
John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.
by Jimmy H. Wash June 11, 2011
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happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.
what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that
by Patty E November 26, 2016
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Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.
Blunted Hogwash
by Cudoskrn April 26, 2011
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Load of hogwash

A load of hogwash refers to food fit for swine. As a matter of speech, the expression means nonsensical or unintelligible stuff that someone uses to explain for why things happen. To give it body, it is food fit for domesticated pigs generally called swine.
Reliable workshops will tell you a refrigerant top-up service is a load of hogwash. It is also a waste of your money. A low gas level means a leak in the car's air conditioning system. It needs immediate repair as a gas top-up offers you only temporary relief.

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swine food rubbish nonsense garbage
by chenrong January 09, 2017
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Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.
Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!
by Noobrication April 04, 2009
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Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics
by Hagwash The Second November 07, 2020
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