Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding

Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016

Bill Hogarth ss

New school that no one has heard of and gets confused for bill crothers. Isn't on any maps, but is a sexy building with good lighting. Everyone has a weird obsession with the Business teacheR, and therefore must harass him. Where a bunch of nOn-black kiDs say the n-word (sorry bud, that's not okay). Every supply teacher that walks In, walks out saying thEy never want to come back.

adult: what school do u go to?
bh hornet: bill hogarth
adult: oh, the sports school
bh hornet: no, bill hogarth ss, it's new

by bill Hogarth hornet March 9, 2019

Hodger

An impressively large dump.

He's just layed a steaming hodger.

by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008

hoges

tacky and unappealing, maybe a bit gross Australian slang

"Have you ever been inside his duplex ? It's so hoges"

by Leemok June 24, 2020

Hoeregan

A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.

Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by The Throate April 25, 2010

hoberg

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013