Howarth

The action of prematurely jizzing your pants, causing disappointment for any awaiting females and great embarrassment for the male.

I was about to get down and dirty but then i did a Howarth.

I scored a stunning free kick today but then i did a Howarth.

by mopmuffin May 30, 2009

hogarting

the act of one man having a large collective of female friends, most commonly they are usualy friend's with benefits but can also be "just" friends.

derived from the word's "hoe" and "bogarting"

jeff has alot of female friends, either he's gay or he's hogarting

by erik debauchery September 25, 2006

Luke Howarth

Someone who consumes food while sleeping.

Also someone who smokes weed and sells it.

Example 1: Whoa! have you been hanging out with Luke Howarth?

Example 2: Person 1: He was copping a feed last night, but he wasn't awake.
Person 2: He was doing a Luke Howarth then?

by Littlemanlover December 7, 2011

hoggarth

Being the muther fucking shit.

Dude, Stop being such a Hoggarth, you are making the bitches wet.

by Shmohs March 17, 2014

Howarth

To attempt to hook up with a girl, only to have her turn you down and sleep on your couch.

Tim "Liz slept over last night"
Pat "Did you bang out?"
Tim "No"
Pat "Oh, she Howarthed?"
Tim "yeah"

by Fratrick A. October 13, 2006

howarth

a person who is snotty, snobby, uppity, and pretentious.

Sheila: "I only like rich men who go to The Opera and live in big houses."
Mia: "Don't be so effing Howarth, you'll end up alone and miserable."

by Whatever Trevor July 4, 2006

Hogarthian

Fat.

He is Rotund, perhaps.. Hogarthian.

by vhdt October 17, 2008