hoffa

Acronym for "Hot Only From Far Away"

Dude, I saw this chick with a phat ass and some crazy big knockers crossin the street, but she got closer and i saw she was a HOFFA.

by Chris Camisa January 3, 2004

hoffa

To leave somewhere (normally a party or bar) without the knowledge of those in attendance. Usually after drinking way too much and in need of sleep or food, however a hoffa can be performed for any reason (i.e. to hook up). Performed usually to avoid unwanted opinions from friends in attendance.

Commonly referred to as just "hoff".

Of relation to the Irish Exit.

Tony pulled a hoffa ("hoff") from the party last night. His friends had no clue where he went to or at what time he left.

by Jeff-the-Jerk April 23, 2008

Hoffa Bump

A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic

Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car

by TPnCP October 22, 2013

Hoffa Challenge

The act of incerting ones hand into a vagina making it past the wrist bone...

Dude this girl was so loose i completled the Hoffa Challenge without having to use me knee for added support...

by Walt Thizzny January 11, 2009

The Hoffa

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez

Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.

by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009

Jimmy Hoffa

Reigning hide and go seek champion.

"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI

by AgentSythe May 2, 2007

jimmy hoffa

jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.

me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!

by KoR-tAnI December 17, 2006