Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

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Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

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Hopeism

Hopeism is a religion that worships the lord and savior Nagito Komoeda and his Nintendo DS. We pray to him daily by hating despair and loving hope, and we also say his holy words like “One day..I am going to snap..and then..you will not hear from me again.”. We also watch his edit daily to cleanse our souls from despair and drink hope water. 🛐🤲

Person A: I just converted to Hopeism! Person B: Omg really? Let’s go watch the Nagito edit!

by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

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hopeism

A religion following Nagito Komaeda and believe in hope and stuff.

Friend 1: hey bro wanna come church with me?
Friend 2: sorry dude, I follow hopeism.
Friend 1: oh that sounds cool, what’s it about?
Friend 2: we believe in Nagito Komaeda and hope.

by ineedtostopobsessingoveranime October 30, 2020

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Hopeism is a religion of NAGITO KOMAEDA. People who love this religion place HOPE the highest in their life. people in this religion say „HOPE 🛐” to their God NAGITO KOMAEDA

by nagito’s wife October 30, 2020

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Hopeism

Hopeism is a religion known for worshiping "Nagito Komaeda". We believe in luck and hope too. 😌🙏🙏

Person A: My religion is Hopeism.
Person B: Let's talk about Hope.

by JustHopeist November 2, 2020

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Hopeism

A religion that worship the lord and savior of our universe, Nagito Komaeda. The followers of this religion are very peaceful and believe in ultimate hope, that's why it's called Hopeism. Nagito is their symbol of hope and that's why they respect him and worship him so much. Pray for him daily and it is said you are granted hope. Hopeists hate despair, it is their enemy, but hope is always going to be over despair.
Hopeists also see Nagito Komaeda as part of their daily lives, and will watch TikTok edits and videos of him.

Margaret: "Hey Smith! Have you heard about Hopeism?"

Smith: "Of course! I am a part of the religion."

Margaret: "Wow really? Wanna watch Nagito edits together? I'd like to convert."

Smith: "Sure! But after I'll have to head home for my daily prayer."

by Wise Man Gundham November 3, 2020

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