cockupied

A description for a place or event that is full of dudes (i.e. occupied by cocks).

brodeo, sausage fest, meat convention- these are all places/events that would be described as cockupied.

Derd 1: "Hey, let's go try to get some girls to touch our wieners!"

Derd 2: "Ok, but we're not going to Squirrel's house again. It's useless. That dude's parties are always just cockupied."

by Mertt February 4, 2009

Cockupied

Similar to occupied but specifically referring to one's (or another"s) penis. Can also include instances in which one is made busy by any action with intent to use one's penis

Example 1
Phil: "Hey, where's Rob? I thought he said he be here tonight."

Jerry: "Yeah, he did. But he met a cute girl at the bar and wouldn't leave."

Phil: "That Rob, he's always cockupied..."

Example 2
Jack (waiting in line for the bathroom after a long night at the bar with a friend): "Hey man, you still cockupied in there or can I take a leak??"

Example 3
The urologist had a long day at work after being consistently cockupied for 8 straight hours.

by Coma66 August 21, 2009

rockupied

occupying time that could be done doing work by listening to rock music

i couldnt do my homework because i was rockupied.

by screwged December 27, 2010

Cockupied

When a woman is obsessed with male genetalia. The female equivilant of "pussy whipped".

Her boyfriend must be hung, 'cause she's obviously cockupied.

by D. Meyers February 17, 2004

Mockupied

To pretend to be busy to get out of something you dont want to do.

Friend: Hey wanna go grab some dinner with me?
Me: (Damn it i hate that girl, ill pretend im mockupied)
Me: Sorry, Im really busy

by VirginScorpion September 5, 2012