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Hockey stick moment

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.
"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...
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h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults
what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?
by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009
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H-E-Double hockey sticks

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
by Magny January 18, 2012
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H-E double hockey sticks

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".
Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."
by keepon18 January 7, 2012
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'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this
by DeeThatsMee January 6, 2009
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h e double hockey sticks

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks
by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013
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h e double hockey stick

The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.
by JV2012 February 9, 2012
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