Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.

Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.

by CMWA January 08, 2017

Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.

Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.

by BeckyWitDaGoodHair December 20, 2016

Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv April 04, 2018

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 08, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018