hobocide

a form of homicide, when people lacking a home are unmercifully murdered on the side of the road where they stand, not to be confusued with homocide, which is the killing of homosexuals; a typing error of homicide.

man: did you hear about toothless john?
woman: no, what happened?
man: he was a victim of hobocide.
woman: BAHA.

by poorpoor February 28, 2008

hookin the G

The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.

Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.

I'm bored I think I'm going to go upstairs and hook the G.

Hookin the G

by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017

hookie

A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. Commonly referred to as "playing hookie".

Dude, the money's great at my new job. But I had to play hookie from work today because I needed the nookie.

by Turfbag April 18, 2008

Hobolicious

Looking homeless and yummy at the same time.

Robert Pattinson was seen in London buying extra large underwear and looking hobolicious.

by SkylarLSpencer January 5, 2011

hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

by thottyhoe March 12, 2015

hooking up

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

by thedon November 17, 2004

playing hookie

Faking being sick to get out of school or work.

I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.

by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016