hobosician

Often found in the downtown area of major cities, the urban hobosician plies his trade serenading passers by with often mediocre music while soliciting for donations.

Did you hear that hobosician on the street corner? I dropped a few quarters in his hat.

by MC Ducats n' Buckets February 23, 2005

Hobotastic

Of or realting to a hobo or bum. Can also be used to describe damaged or cheap things. If one admires hobos, it can also be used as praise.

That Windows 95 computer is so hobotastic.

by Michael Quinn June 22, 2006

holistic food

Natural food that actually heals/cure diseases and or disorders. I.E. Salt settles an upset stomach.

John had cancer until he started eating holistic food.

by Tom Gunn December 8, 2015

hotistics

to have chariteristics of a ho

jenae and Arianna show hotistics

by Stevo G February 4, 2008

holistic bros

Males who know, and associate with one another, and have shared more than one woman, on occasion.

Dude, he's trailing me, we're total holistic bros, sharing hole after hole, he's been with many of the same bitches as me...

by Arc Styles January 31, 2010

holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

by THE Katja February 13, 2007

holistic

Some stupid hippy bullshit.

Yo, ear candeling is straight up holistic.

by Spacker July 10, 2005