Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.

1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.

by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

by Maimraid February 7, 2009

hobknocker

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009

Hobknocker

Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions

Hobknocker is not a real word

by Jackbuddy5736 September 3, 2016

Hobknocker

1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)

2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum

You are a filthy hobknocker!

British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.

She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker

by Cookie C. <33 August 21, 2009

hobknocker

A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.

bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode

by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020