hoagie

(noun) An overweight caucasian male with a propensity for eating (usually cheesesteaks, sub sandwiches, or both) and supporting his local sports team. Most commonly found in the Philadelphia area but rumored to exist throughout the United States of America. Can be identified by their inclination to cause havoc when their favored sports team wins or loses, suppressed anger expressed through road rage, and their affinity for drunkeness.

Rocky: Ay yo, Adrian, you going to the city today or what?

Adrian: No way! There's an Eagles game today and I know the stupid hoagies are going to be out and acting like buffoons.



Man, a bunch of hoagies just flipped my car over! I hate it when the Phillies win the World Series.

by Captain Canoe April 12, 2009

Hoagie

Performing oral sex on a stinky vagina

The girl’s pussy was like a bad hoagie.

by dirty jerz June 20, 2021

hoagie

A Pennsylvania word for sub.A sub that is filled with fattening substance.

LEt's go get a hoagie.

by OLLIE6197 May 13, 2005

hoagie

Sub sandwich.

Hoagies are in the city, SubWay is in the suburbs.

by Rodney Basil September 29, 2003

Hoagies

Large armpit stains the seep through shirts that are long like a hoagie.

It's so hot in here that I think I'm starting to get hoagies.

by The Widge May 21, 2008

hoagie

the proper word for a sandwich on a long roll, most likely with meats, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onions. if it is toasted, it is a grinder. if you go anywhere beyond Philadelphia and its suburbs, they call it a submarine sandwich BUT THATS WRONG.

let's go up to Wawa and get us some hoagie jawns ya feel

by jawnjawn jones May 9, 2018

Hoagie

An enormous penis...no relation to the large sandwich

My fat girlfriend finished off a hoagie by herself, then she had a bit of my hoagie.

by Nilknarf Den January 13, 2006