Halmstad hook

The halmstad hook is an advanced sexual maneuver involving felching and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in Sweden where it is very popular. It builds on top of felching by taking the semen extracted from the recipient's anus (in this case called "Swedish Cheese") and delivering it into same recipient's mouth via a french kiss. This may be followed by a swift slap on the ass.

Dagmar blew his load in Greta's ass and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he'd just left. Then, to Greta's surprise, Dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty Swedish Cheese deep into her mouth. After completing the Halmstad Hook, he slapped her roughly on the ass after this.

by Jou Blou April 24, 2010

halmph

1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.

1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!
2. R:HALMPH!
L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!

by Rachel H. April 16, 2005

Hjalmar

Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.

There goes another Hjalmar! Trying to fix another broken network!

by Aeroteck May 23, 2013

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008

Halmon

A sandwich created by placing a ham steak on each side of a salmon filet and baking it.

Brandon, I'm hungry, bake me a quick halmon.

by Bstew December 11, 2011

Hjalmar

A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.

Hey wannabe Hjalmar! Hahahaha nerd

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020

Halm

When somebody eats their lunch at a fast rate.

This guy at school sat down at the lunch table with his lunch and he halmed his food and got up and hauled ass.

by Justlilbit July 15, 2016