halmph
1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.
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halphorism
Most people don't realize, but "Curiosity killed the cat" is actually a misleading halphorism; it actually ends with "but satisfaction brought it back".
halphorism by markstheshark March 1, 2015
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halmph • halophile • Halophobia • halphorism • hamph • Haumph • halfphones • Halipha • Halophilia • Halophobe
halophile
n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo
halophile
A person that plays a lot of Halo (xbox game series), person who uses terms such as: "pwnd", "noob", "raped", etc. while not playing halo.
halophile by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007
Haumph
Haumph by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008
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