halmph 

1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.

1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!
2. R:HALMPH!
L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!

halmph by Rachel H. April 16, 2005

halphorism 

A common saying or phrase of which the second half is usually omitted.

Most people don't realize, but "Curiosity killed the cat" is actually a misleading halphorism; it actually ends with "but satisfaction brought it back".

halphorism by markstheshark March 1, 2015

Hamphone 

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

Hamphone by csavas November 7, 2016

halophile 

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

halophile by the pwn3r December 20, 2005

halophile 

A person that plays a lot of Halo (xbox game series), person who uses terms such as: "pwnd", "noob", "raped", etc. while not playing halo.

"my friend is a hopeless halophile"

halophile by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

Haumph 

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!
(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!
Dan:Clean yourself up.

Haumph by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

hamph 

wen u r extremely hungry n all u wanna do is eat as quick as possible or generally used as a word 2 replace munching

i wanna hamph this chicken now!

hamph by smellay January 1, 2007