HMC

The worst server ever, next to the pit.

"Hey, wanna play some HMC?"
"No, you idiot."

by SharkBread February 23, 2021

HMC

“Hit my cell” is an abbreviation coined by the Sam Foreman

“Very bored hmc let’s do something”

by The . March 20, 2024

HMCDYHIYP

"How many contacts do you have in your phone" - This acronym is used to quickly ask somehow how many phone contacts they have.

Friend 1: My contact list is so big it needs it's own spreadsheet.

Friend 2: HMCDYHIYP

by PEGEGE January 10, 2013

HMCS. Fuckurd

HMCS. Fuckuerd: The HMCS Fuckurd was a cargo steamer built by the Royal British Shipbuilding Company of London England. She was the thirteenth ship of the WWI fleet built and was launched in 1919. She is the sister ship of the Kinmountia.

Tragically, on April 20th, 1920, at 16:20 the Fuckurd collided with another ship, the "Spirit of Ireland"and "shattered as if a bottle of whiskey was smashed ." She sank in under a minute and took 69 of her seamen down with her.

Fuckuer' d the HMCS. Fuckurd

by Harry M.F. Pirate October 1, 2016

HMCD

Hit my cellular device

me:bout to go to the mall HMCD

by Thick waves June 27, 2010

hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

HMCFTS

Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.

You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”

by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023