I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

cross hitched 

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

cross hitched by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

get hitched 

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

get hitched by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

To get hitched 

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married

The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)

To get hitched by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017

get hitched 

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

get hitched by LadyN April 3, 2017

getting hitched 

getting married aka submitting to the patriarchal and misogynist institution of marriage which actively works to destroy the individual identity of a woman by relinquishing it to the man who now "owns her" (look up why women continue to take their husband's last names); at the same time she is portrayed as as "crazy" for caring too much about the wedding, while the man continues to enjoy the male privilege that enables him to paint the woman as "crazy" in the first place.

She is getting hitched to that controlling piece of shit

getting hitched by JeenS June 7, 2018

Trailer Hitched

When a fat guy has to set his belly fat on a girl's back so he may achieve maximum Penetration.

Adjective; took this girl out last weekend and trailer hitched her. Now she won't stop calling me!

Trailer Hitched by Thatrobotdude March 20, 2024