devoted henchman

a servant or lackey who would rather kill his self than become a burden or hindrance to his master. more than often they will carry an object somewhere hidden on their body to carry this out. can refer to an over-the-top people pleaser.

the devoted henchman commits suicide so he doesn't dishonour the name of his master.
the devoted pussy commits suicide so he doesn't have to get a devoted ass whooping.

by katie welch January 2, 2009

Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

henchman

oafff, needs to die her hair back!!! and get some friends

shes so fat, ugly....I mean she is a HENCHMAN

by gia February 17, 2003

Henchman

A shredded not fat man called oliver

He’s a henchman because he’s shredded and not fat He must be called. O l I v e r

by Shredded henchman Oliver October 29, 2019

Henchman

A evil Cat with a human nose and a mustache, one with the power to steal and deform faces, turning them into horrible abominations
A jerk, who brought only corruption and curses to the peaceful Lands

Henchman: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
Person: "No"
Henchman: "THEN I WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT MYSELF!"
Person: "What?"
Person2: "Hench stop being a dick"

by Henchman the Necromancer April 6, 2021

hershey highway henchman

likes to work around the anus of another person.

A gay fellow.
Queer.
Homosexual

Jim got a reputation in his fraternity for being a real hershey highway henchman

by corncobcowboy August 2, 2010