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These guys got it all wrong... HILF stands for Hoe I'd Like to Fuck.
Homie 1 - Hey yo, look at dat hoe...

Homie 2 - Oh hell ya... thats definately a HILF!
HILF by Wangz August 3, 2007
oh damn megans a hilf.
hilf by deeznutsbaby November 1, 2019
horse or pony i'd like to foook!
George Washington's horse is a hilf!

Seabiscuit is such a hilf, straight upp!

F cows! We love them hilfs! nayy!
hilf by Gerthen Marposss March 14, 2008
(H)illbilly (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck
HILF

basicly a play-off of the word MILF (mother id like to fuck)
"wow, dude check out that guy who rolls his joints so finely, he's a definate HILF"
hilf by Tom Bellmont August 31, 2008
An acronym for "Homie I'd like to fuck", refers to that really attractive friend that you just want to bang.
God damn, Michael is a HILF in those tight jean pants.
HILF by Phrogmed September 4, 2021
Dude, I worked out at the J and was up to my ass in HILF!
HILF by Fugster1 November 25, 2009