A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple
bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears
even though it's right in
front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious
Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious
Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have
blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"