Hiffy

A Coloured usually black penis

Jerome: nigga got dat (hiffy) lokking like a chode

Mr.Smith: that man is white jerome

Jerome: nigga he must've painted that shit to be a (hiffy )

by Imnotafan October 17, 2017

Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.

"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"

by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018

hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

hifey

to go crazy, dumb, stupid, retarded.

" eh cuz, that girl be gettin' hifey"

by DANO October 30, 2003

Hitty

Someone who hits people, constantly.

Annie Wang is being very hitty lately.

by thisisnotanyoneyouknow April 23, 2012

hefty honey

A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.

I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!

by PWizard April 11, 2015

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017