Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Holly Heywood

A word to describe one of the coolest girls in the world. A Holly Heywood can be very spontaneous at times, but always brings joy to people. Usually, people will cry in awe of a Holly Heywood.

Peter: Man, i just hung out with a Holly Heywood! It was AMAZING.

Bobby: Aw man i'm so jealous! I've never met a Holly Heywood.

by M. pixie January 24, 2011

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Heywood Jafugger

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

Heywood Jablome

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

by steve meister June 20, 2004

Heywood Jablome

A covert name given; see ben dover.

Police dragging some dude off to jail for protesting... Reporter says, "What's your name?"
Guy in cuffs replies, "Heywood...Jablome."
Reporter: "Is there a W in Jablome?"
Arestee: "Umm, no."

by Jay-dogg May 16, 2003