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Heywood Jablome

A covert name given; see ben dover.

Police dragging some dude off to jail for protesting... Reporter says, "What's your name?"
Guy in cuffs replies, "Heywood...Jablome."
Reporter: "Is there a W in Jablome?"
Arestee: "Umm, no."

by Jay-dogg May 16, 2003