HatePost

A post where you mention a pet peeve or something that really TICKS you off in everyday life. ALSO the name of a website, www.hatepost.com

HatePost: "I hate... when people talk during a movie!"

by HatePost September 3, 2009

heteroclaws

Long nails on a woman who has sex with women.

She was eating me out and I told her to finger me, but then I realized she had heteroclaws.

by 420pussy October 6, 2020

not hetero

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.

Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

heteroflexible

An inbetween between bisexual and straight. A person who is mainly straight but does sometimes find the same gender appealing. Most of them could imagine having a homosexual relationship, but they mainly have heterosexual relationships.

Vanessa: "Are you straight or bi?"
Ashley: "I'm about 90% straight and 10% bi, so I'm heteroflexible"

by Clara Bieber November 10, 2015

No Hetero

When two platonic friends of opposite sexes partake in a potentially romantic or sexually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/sexuality.

Guy: (accidentally slaps girl's ass) Oh, I'm sorry.

Girl: It's ok. No Hetero.

by Hiphopanonymous315 August 29, 2011

heterodyne

is a signal processing technique invented in 1901 by Canadian inventor-engineer Reginald Fessenden that creates new frequencies by combining or mixing two frequencies. Heterodyning is used to shift one frequency range into another, new one, and is also involved in the processes of modulation and demodulation. The two frequencies are combined in a nonlinear signal-processing device such as a vacuum tube, transistor, or diode, usually called a mixer. In the most common application, two signals at frequencies f1 and f2 are mixed, creating two new signals, one at the sum f1 + f2 of the two frequencies, and the other at the difference f1 − f2. These new frequencies are called heterodynes. Typically only one of the new frequencies is desired, and the other signal is filtered out of the output of the mixer. Heterodynes are the mathematical dual of the phenomenon of "beats" in acoustics.

A major application of the heterodyne process is in the superheterodyne radio receiver circuit, which is used in virtually all modern radio receivers.

I thought heterodyne meant the oral copulation of a heterosexual.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me May 19, 2018

hetero life mate

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

by enough of this shit, it's shit January 17, 2009