Heale

Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.

“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”

by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016

Health and Well-being

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

Hetalia

A holy anime bestowed upon is in which countries become a bunch of stereotypical dudes.
Italy: Living pasta
Germany: Dogs n wurst n beer
Japan: Can't pronounce a single fucking "l" and has a personal space bubble bigger than America's ego
America: Somehow manages to stay in shape, despite consuming more than twice his body weight of burgers daily
England: Caterpillar brows

France: Stalks random men and goes all homo over them
China: Older than yo grandma
Russia: Would like to steal your soul
Canada: Who?
South Italy: Would you like some salt with that salt?
Hungary: Hentai queen
Austria: Likes to express emotions on a piano.

Warning: possibility of ovary explosions while watching
Ne ne papa

Why don't they just show us hetalia at history?
I was watching hetalia Hentai the other day.
Hetalia crack cured my cancer.

by sillystringpony May 26, 2018

i need healing

Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.

Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.

Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by TheOneAndOnlyRedFox March 25, 2017

The Hetalia Fandom

The Hetalia Fandom is a unescapable fandom that has countries, gay ships, and multiple fangirls. Hetalia is the anime that they watch most and the people in the fandom are called Hetalians. They love pasta and sausage but they call the sausage wrust.

wow there is no escape out of The Hetalia Fandom

by Silver-Chan December 28, 2018

Hetalia Fandom

A large group of girls (and some dudes) that enjoy the manga and anime Axis Powers: Hetalia. Mainly with an age group between 11-17. Most of the fans enjoy yaoi (boy on boy relationships) and some fans enjoy hetro (girl on boy) or yuri (girl on girl).

Fan: *sobs while reading Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart*

Normal Person: *is scared of the Hetalia Fandom*

by RavenSkyToTheGrooves July 30, 2015