hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

by Schafer The Waffer March 03, 2016

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 25, 2010

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 11, 2006

Hershey Squirts

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

by johnny freedom October 21, 2005

hershey squirts

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

by ahmeddabuster69 June 12, 2018

Hershey Squirt

When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.

Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.

by Archibald Wolfgang January 21, 2007

hershey squirts

horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts

tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts

by Anonymous July 30, 2003