herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Brandon Herrera

The sexiest man alive. Also one of the most quality guntubers (gun youtuber) on the planet.

His gun meme review is extra spicy and you should DM his insta saying he should do it more. He loves doing gun meme review, but send him vodka too.

Uses cosmoline in his Jesus hair

Besties are Demo Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics
(get them together without telling Brandon)

Overall good guy go checkout his youtube channel. @Brandon Herrera

1) Bro have you watched The AK guys gun meme review yet.

2) Nah is Brandon still crying in them though?

1) Of course home slice he saw an AK chambered in 556.

Brandon Herrera AKA Jesus

by CrossLoanCo. October 1, 2020

Hecker

1. A hacker whose behavior makes you go "What the heck?!" at worst and "What the unimaginable sentence enhancer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!" at best.

2. Someone who is hecking.

What the hecking heck? A hecker hacked my hecking computer.

Bro, goddamn you've gotta learn some more sentence enhancers. "Heck" just doesn't cut it with what that hecker did to your PC.

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

Hurker

A large backyard bonfire, typically surrounded by family, friends and libations.

SAVE THE DATE

This coming Friday, the 19th, Gary n Robin will be in town. They are staying at Steve's Thu and Fri night.

There will be a Kratz Hurker starting at dusk.

by Head Krate July 14, 2019

Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

Mr. Herbert

The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.

Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.

by Bunquita February 27, 2011