after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

heistmeister

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.

He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

dog heist

dawg hahyst
noun

A robbery that is centered around stealing a (usually cute) dog from its owner.

Look at that cute dog. I think it’s time for a dog heist!

by Dr Manifold June 1, 2018

Nig-heist

1. A kick-ass band comprised of Black Flag roadies that existed in the early 1980's.

2. To steal something suddenly from a friend or aquiantance.

1. Nig-heist made some fucking awesome sex jams.

2. *snatch a dollar from your friend* Nig-heist, mothafucka!

by Steve Corbin July 2, 2008

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heist Dinner

1. Shoplifting enough goods to make yourself dinner out of your pilfered food

2. Shoplifting twice as much inventory as a buddy who is also shoplifting at the same time as you.
Comes from the Halo 3 term "Steak Dinner"

John and Jacob stole three pizzas from their local convenience store, thus they earned themselves a heist dinner

by Heist me a river March 12, 2009

hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009