hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.

want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.

by necro January 10, 2005

HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people

dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"

by Vearus August 12, 2012

Hepatitis

It’s the purest form of love

This is hepatitis

by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021

hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.

He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!

by JRolph April 24, 2009

hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.

Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.

by Robby/God April 19, 2006

Hepatitis GF

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.

I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!

by legly lad April 1, 2019

Hepatitis T

An extention of the hepatitis series brought to you by Aids™. It includes symptoms such as an increase in tolerance regarding dead baby jokes and as well as a delayed fade of hair highlights.

My doctor diagnosed me with Hepatitis T yesterday. nO i dO nOt giVe a fUck kAren

by I love your pasta too January 13, 2020