Alan Hensley'd

To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011

Hensley

Sexy with an angle-like face and amazing body. She is a greater kisser and loves athletic boys

I want some of Hensley

by Glitterkitty November 6, 2014

Hensleying

the act of trollops.

She was so tired, she started hensleying.

by thatonethumbsucker January 20, 2009

Hensley

someone who is oversexed or "dicked-out"

"Man! I'm Hensley! I ain't even gonna lie!"

by His Big Momma P August 16, 2009

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Hensley

The act of farting while exiting a vehicle when people are still in the car and quickly shutting the door as to smother them with your noxious gas.

Dude! My dad totally Hensley'd us when he got out of the car to pump gas!

by GasmasterHensley October 28, 2019

Tj hensley

Pretty much a bad ass mother fucker. He's been known to have god-like powers. There are some rumors that Tj a.k.a. " the man" is one of the sons of Zeus. They say if you even look at him wrong you will instantly implode.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen TJ Hensley?"
Guy 2: "No man if you even glance at him your eyes will burn out of sheer amazement!"
Guy1: " Wow, I wish I could be as great as him!"

by T.J. Hensley February 4, 2010