The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME
by TennisPlayer69 June 02, 2021
You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.
by THE KIDZ BOP KIDZ SUCK February 10, 2021
by prenstonbig May 03, 2017
OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
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