The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.
It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*
by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018
Get the Helicopter dickmug. Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.
Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.
by TexasUnicorn December 11, 2017
Get the Helicopter Dickmug. A dance invented by Adam Morehouse, aka "Novawar" from the popular youtube channel LifesAGlitchTV. Usually preformed sitting in a desk chair, and always preformed to dubstep, most commonly the song "Bangarang" by Skrillex, it involves pumping your fists up into the air, as well as backstroking repeatedly. The dance is a reference to a time LAGTV went to a dubstep club and witness a man pull out his penis and proceed to flail it around to the beat of the dubstep. According to Adam, the dance can solve all of your relationship problems.
by Andrewist January 15, 2014
Get the Helicopter Dickmug. Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.
by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012
Get the Dick Helicoptermug. When your having sex and you insert your penis inside of a women’s pussy and spin. Her around like a helicopter.
by Niggacheese May 24, 2020
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Get the Dick helicoptermug. 1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.
What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!
by CheriBom December 7, 2017
Get the Helicopter Dickmug.