Helicockter

When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.

Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?

AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station

Ben: Damn that’s crazy

by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 24, 2020

Helicockter

When you lay in bed, and jerk off while facing up. Then you fly up in the air while spining around in the air and jerking off at the same time.

My method of masterbation is the Helicockter! The orgasm is soo good!

by NoChillPhil5 March 6, 2019

Helicockter

When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*

*See's his girlfriend*

Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!

*Begins to helicockter*

by iVita September 18, 2012

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 5, 2005

Helicockter

A new and improved version of the peniscopter - it just makes sense.

John whipped out his helicockter to get to school on time.

by thedyllpickle April 2, 2023

Helicockter

Helicockter/Helicocketring -A sexual act in which ones (soft'ish) penis is swung around in a helicopter-type motion (ie: helicockter)

Person 1: Yo did you see that video of Tony Lopez Helicocktering his dick around?

by greasyeggman February 16, 2020