When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.
Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?
AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station
Ben: Damn that’s crazy
AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station
Ben: Damn that’s crazy
by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 24, 2020
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When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*
*See's his girlfriend*
Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!
*Begins to helicockter*
*See's his girlfriend*
Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!
*Begins to helicockter*
by iVita September 18, 2012
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Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
Get the Helicockter mug.Helicockter/Helicocketring -A sexual act in which ones (soft'ish) penis is swung around in a helicopter-type motion (ie: helicockter)
by greasyeggman February 16, 2020
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Get the Helicockter mug.A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."
by beep2014 February 25, 2014
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