The act of when a man is partaking in intercourse with one of the opposite sex. The man inserts his 15 into the female's ear while gauging out her eyes. The man then exerts semen in the woman's ear causing her to go deaf. The eye gauging and deafness cause the woman to have the same case as Helen Keller (or anne frank)
I was inserting my gilligan into my girl's ear and my fingered slipped off her tits and I accidentally poked her eyes out. Then I deafened her with my semen. Boy, I sure Helen Kellered her.
by salami swame April 18, 2009
when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
by ROBert ze Mormon August 23, 2008
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 01, 2007
When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell
by 303MTB April 17, 2014
“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”
by dubes1027 March 27, 2019
by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
by my white tees January 30, 2006