Heiness

A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.

"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "

by spacebanana July 27, 2019

Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.

- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.

by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 22, 2016

Heinershied

When a corporation engages in “WOKE” capitalism for a small minority and gets massive blow back from the majority.

When Target made some woke marketing decisions, they got Heinershied.

by Titus Moody May 24, 2023

japanese hineys

an insult refering to how masculine or ugly someone/something is.

look at those girls.. they are all such japanese hineys.

by jenny joshi. January 22, 2009

Hineysight

When you realize, later, that you spent more on a woman than a hooker.

I spent so much on that bitch, and she didn't even put out. In hineysight, I should have just gotten a hooker.

by Judy Clambake October 28, 2015

heiners

Another word for ass or butt.

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!

by William von heiners October 19, 2007