Hedgie

Hedge fund investors.

Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.

HEDGIE, HEDGIE GETS A WEDGIE
LOSE SOME MONEY AND JUMPS OFF EDGIE

by FuckWedgies January 28, 2021

heddies

very high quality marijuana

im goin to smoke some heddies...

by mruns May 1, 2006

Hedgie

Someone who works in the Hedge Fund industry.

Bro #1: Hey did you hear Brent is working at that new shop?!
Bro #2: Yeah, he's a Hedgie now..

by PSR91 April 18, 2020

trimming the hedges

Cutting the pubic hair area. Can be reffered to for both men and women.

i have heard of trimming the hedges, but you have damn scorched teh earth

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

Benson and Hedges

Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.

"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."

by Erase My Head June 23, 2014

Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair

Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!

by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006