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Chase Hedges 

Mixed Martial Arts fighter. 120 pound badass of steel. Will knock out anyone 150 and under.
"You ever heard of that badass Chase Hedges, man, he's naturally tough. I wish I could be a Chase Hedges."
Chase Hedges by wucca October 17, 2008

Trimming The Hedges 

This could be used for men or women. It means to shave the pubic area.
Baby, I ain't nibblin' on your naughty till you trim the goddamn hedges.

trimming the hedges 

Cutting the pubic hair area. Can be reffered to for both men and women.
i have heard of trimming the hedges, but you have damn scorched teh earth

Benson and Hedges

Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.
"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."

Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair
Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.
"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."