heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

Heavy Salad

Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..

Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...

by Winston Whisper I June 22, 2012

hit the pedal heavy metal

basically go faster and scream louder during sex.

Girl: *silent*
Boy: C'mon! Hit the pedal heavy metal!

by Wallflower with swag December 6, 2012

Heavy-T

When having sexual intercourse with a female, preferably rawdog anal, you yell "I DONT EVEN AIM" and make a considerable mess in and around her mouth. Following a thorough ejaculation, take a toothbrush and get yo dental health on with the considerable mess!

Danny: "Hey Tara, want to perform a Heavy-T after i finish watching the notebook?"

Tara: "Sure, lemme go pick up a new toothbrush first!"

by Shugah Nipz June 20, 2009

heavy work

When your boss requests a task that involves violence against an adversary.

Grab your piece and get in the van; we have heavy work to do.

by MET39 February 27, 2020

heavy is dead

It is a video where the character heavy (from tf2) is dead. It is so simple.

Hey! look at this! Heavy is dead!

by Google classroom's ratings November 18, 2020

Heaphy

Old Black Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó hÉamhthaigh ‘descendant of Éamhthach’ and male descendant of the follower of the last king also an adjective meaning ‘lucky and beautiful. Traditionally, Irish family names are taken from the heads of tribes, and are usually prefixed by O', as above, or Mac, denoting "son of". It seems very likely that the original holder of this surname was a descendant of the original king, but no strictly direct descendant. In the census of Ireland in 1659 the clan was recorded as ruling " the County Waterford". However if this was true then, it is certainly not so now, all surviving church register recordings being principally in the counties of Kerry and Cork. This suggests that the clan may have come to some grief, perhaps as supporters and relatives of King James of Ireland in 1690, and being dispossessed of their properties, and forced to flee west.

"Heaphy" One of the oldest Irish Clans who's surname is widely know within Ireland as old nobility.

by Historian10000 July 31, 2009