Healthies 

Healthies: Large, bulbous, protruding, human female breasts.

Dom: "Look at the fucking Healthies on that slut!"

Fornelli: "You should motorboat the fuck out of them like you did at the Rhino!!"

Dom: "Those are some massive mammaries son!"

Healthies by PuppyKrusher July 8, 2011

Healthing 

When you eat healthy foods in an effort to improve your general health.

Joe: So, Bob, can you call up Shaquisha? We can all go down and get some KFC.

Bob: Nah, she spent her night healthing herself, so she probably won't come with us.

Healthing by Joe's vaginal mesh October 6, 2015

Healthing 

The act of doing things that contribute to your overall health.

Healthing is something youdo as a lifestyle to stay healthy

Healthing by Rebecca stone August 14, 2019

healthification 

A word made up by the CEO of a large corporation to entice employees into performing a health risk assessment. A way to stratify premiums for crappy health insurance offered to employees.

Hey Rodney, you think I should get involved in the healthification program?

Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .

healthification by Not Rodney March 1, 2021

healthism

A form of discrimination based on a persons health.

healthism is bad for fat people

healthism by anonymouslynumber1 July 13, 2011

healthist 

1. the practice of health insurance companies denying coverage for pre-existing conditions.

2. the practice of physicians assuming that their patient who presents with a particular disease or disorder practices certain behaviors.

1. If Aetna weren't so healthist, I might be able to afford these medications.

2. Don't assume that all diabetics have terrible diets--that's healthist.

healthist by ridgebardo September 12, 2009

Healthify

(v) The act of attaching an aspect of "health" to a food that would never be considered healthy.

They healthify chips these days because a lot of chips have no trans fat and 35% more fiber.

Healthify by lurgio April 3, 2008