get your head out of your bum

get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you

my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you

by bluebear February 28, 2020

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010

Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

by colls42 December 4, 2013

Fell and bumped your head

Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.

After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"

by darrin2000 November 29, 2007

bumper head

1. A person who copies everything they see others doing.
2. A trend follower; someone lacking originality.
3. A biter.

I bought a Rolex. Two weeks later Jay went out and bought a watch just like mine. Damn bumper head.

by E. Richmond, III June 27, 2006

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008