yhu find as he'll i won't yhu

I "ghetto" phrase made as a joke, aimed at people who tend to speak in a "ghetto" manner. The meaning of the phrase is actually "You fine as hell, I want you" but was changed to "yhu find as he'll i won't yhu" to imply that a primarily "ghetto" male was showing interest in an attractive female. It is supposed to imitate bad spelling and auto-correct in a sentence. The phrase is primarily used to show attraction in a person, and essentially wanting to date.

*man sees attractive female on Instagram*
Man: Ooh, she fine as hell, I want her. Lemme comment on her post.
*yhu find as he'll i won't yhu*
Man: Damnit auto-correct

by ZbIsMe23 October 1, 2020

He'lldo

Noun
A guy usually met in a bar-like atmosphere to whom you are not too attracted but find suitable for a night's entertainment and free drinks which usually ends in sex.

"Chris is a total he'lldo but I'm desperate."

"I really hope Chris doesn't call, I never should have given that he'lldo my number."

"he'lldos are great,they buy you drinks, raise your self esteem and then you can just leave them when the night is over."

by Amil0728 December 24, 2006

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".

guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...

by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008

jesus loves me more than he loves you

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021

he loved his honey, but she loved money

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".

Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007

he’lol

it’s something that is somehow miraculously in apples fucking vocabulary boom (btw this actually happened apple auto correct to this)

wow he’lol what a dumbass

by liummuls July 11, 2020

he left

hes a mean person

he left oh hes mean

by ur-a-bozo May 9, 2022