Hayes

Hayes is another work for testicle pudding.

1. As Jimmy pulled out of Sarah's vag, he let his hot load of Hayes all over her tits.
2. My head hurts, I could definatly go for a good shot of Hayes right now.
3. After watching his favorite porno dvd, Clancy noticed his belly botton was filled to the brim with Hayes.

by Bronko February 10, 2008

hayness

to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.

"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"

by Raw B March 30, 2006

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 19, 2004

Hayes

hayes is a super cool dude and he has a huge cock. if you see hayes you will cum everywhere.

yo have you seen Hayes? ya he nutted in my mom

by donttalktomeeee October 26, 2022

Hayes

Pulling a hayes is getting stuck up a hill during icy conditions, thus sliding backwards and crashing

During our wrestling trip, our coach pulled a hayes and we all prayed

by Andrew and joel February 27, 2009

Haye

Fuck You, HA, or FUCK ME.

Depending on circumstances, and where it is put it can mean any one of those three.

haye or (ha-yay) is the sound microsoft sam makes in a certain instance when it is trying to say ha.

"haye" alone and spontaniously sent, or after a fight -

FUCK YOU

"lolol haye" - HA

"Wanna hang? Haye haye" - FUCK ME

by The M a.k.a. IWMHOM February 08, 2010

Hayes

A photograph lacking in apparent artistic merit, more than likely copied from someone else's work. Usually these photos are badly lit and badly photoshopped and will always include a partially dressed female.

1st Person "Look at that photograph on Facebook it looks like a Hayes"

2nd Person "yeah its a total piece of shit"

by BorisYeltsin September 24, 2011