Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020

To have guy on guy sex
by Jhonathansfemaleparent October 7, 2021

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023
