Mexican Hat Dance

After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!

For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.

For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!

by atsirkrelyt January 14, 2009

Haidance

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.

You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*

by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019

mexican hat dance

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

by Negative Creep February 5, 2005

mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican hat dance

When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.

I gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn't even see it coming.

by trini man July 3, 2007

Nepalese Hat Dance

The act of bludgeoning a woman, moments after she has given birth, with the newborn fetus by grasping the umbilical cord and slamming her repeatedly in the head.

I didn't care if she was pregnant with my child, that bitch was going to get a Nepalese Hat Dance as soon as the runt came out.

by Durty Sanchez August 16, 2003

Hardees Hat Dance

When you're in a public place and you have to poop so bad, but you cant.

"Hey man, I was out drinking last night and I hate taco bell now I'm at target doing a Hardees Hat Dance"

by Char McTits July 15, 2009