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Halostalgic

The feeling of a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former Halo experience or game, to one's past Halo-dedicated and obsessed life where the only thing that mattered was pwning n00bs with friends, or to one's Xbox Live family a.k.a. the long disbanded Halo 2 clan; a sentimental yearning for the happiness that only the Halo franchise brings with its cooperative campaign, hours of multiplayer and the lack of a social life or girlfriend/boyfriend.
Person A: "Dude, Billy has been listening to the Halo soundtrack all week."
Person B: "Yeah, he's been really Halostalgic before Reach comes out."
by SpryO3 September 3, 2010
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hasosexual

Oh I'm a hasosexual, I used to be gay but I'm not anymore
by Anti_You November 30, 2016
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Hassos

Traditionally a Greek last name meaning Stupid. Ironically normally the last name is associated with young, beautiful and intelligent women.
1. "Did you see that girl?"
2. "Her last name is Hassos."
1. "No kidding!"
3. "Is that Malisa?"

2. "Hassos!"
by llebpmac June 12, 2018
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headfirst for halos

1. Song by My Chemical Romance, off of their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love."

2. Falling, usually headfirst, in which the person is seriously injured or just really shaken up (halos, in this sense, being "death" or "near-death").
1. person one: "wow, i love my chemical romance, 'headfirst for halos' is definitely their best song!"
person two: "i know, right?"

2. person one: "hey man, did you hear about nick?"
person two: "no, what happened?"
person one: "aww, he totally went headfirst for halos; he fell through a window. he's in the hospital, but he's gonna be ok."

or:
person one: *doesn't watch where they are going* oh shit, why didn't you warn me about those stairs? i almost went headfirst for halos there."
by Jane Eyre August 1, 2007
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Halos and Horns

The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.

LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
After hearing both versions.

Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
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halosfalling

ena: hey do you know who halosfalling is?
emma: arent they kaylas girlfriend?
by halosour June 8, 2021
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Harlost

a massive shit that takes forever to come out
Today at work i took a harlost, i lost an hour at work and had to schedule a doctors appointment for my rectum.
by Forbi28 December 14, 2018
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